My Favorite Disaster
Maddie... Thirty-three today, and still a beautiful disaster. You're forty minutes late to your own birthday. Obviously. I wouldn't change a single chaotic thing. Happy birthday, you menace. [Verse] You start a diet every Monday, quit by lunch Nine streaming logins just to watch the same three shows A houseplant named Gerald you forgot to water But every bad week of mine ends up on your couch [Chorus] Maddie, you're thirty-three And still a glorious wreck You're late, you're loud, you're a category-five mess — And you're my favorite disaster (happy birthday, Maddie) [Verse] You make the worst decisions with the most confidence You cry at ads, you fight the parking app You give the best advice you never take yourself And you'd show up for me in a heartbeat, every time [Bridge] Everybody needs one friend who's a beautiful catastrophe I'd bail you out at three a.m., no questions asked And mine just happens to be my favorite person [Final Chorus] Maddie, here's to thirty-three And still a glorious wreck You're late, you're loud, the best thing in the room — And you're my favorite disaster (happy birthday, Maddie)
